Unrealized by you, I have matured and become much, much wiser, so it’s no more unwanted orgies or roofies in my orange juice for this mare! Fuck you and your molesting nature! I’m out, no more, ain’t gonna be a part of this no longer! Like how you spent money from local charities for the vast amounts of cake you fit down your gluttonous mouth, or how about spending half the tax money on your own personal harem house of ill repute? You make me sick. You can just go fuck yourself to high hell, because I ain’t going through that shit again!Ĭut the crap about you being a benevolent leader everyone knows it’s bullshit, all of it.
No more cowering beneath my sheets at night with my door locked so you wouldn’t enter my bedchambers, no more of you grinning at me at breakfast, the secret of the night before hidden on your devious eyes. Going to Ponyville was probably the best thing that ever happened to me, if only the reason I got to get away from you. Or even jumping on a trampoline while being splashed on with cold water! And do I even have to mention all the places I stuck my hoof into? Or playing with a hula hoop while dressed only in a miniskirt. I know now that you can’t get more powerful magic wise by me bending over and shaking my plot in front of your face for hours on end.
Now, even though I lost the innocence of my youth by being played upon by your sick, sexual games, you probably don’t care. To this day I still wonde r what exactly you stuck up your ass so hard to make you scream like that. Everyone can hear you when you’re doing the dirty deed with your sex slaves do you even know how traumatized I was as a filly? You, are a sick, perverted bastard. In fact, that’s another point I’d like to make out the walls in the castle are thin as hell. You just couldn’t live with the fact it was my special day and my accomplishment! No, you just had to wear a crown bigger than your own fucking head to just jack if off publically in a metaphorical sense of the saying. For fuck’s sake! That was overdoing it to the extreme. Like, seriously, we all know you’re royalty, but you just had to rub it in everyone’s face with that big ass crown at my princess coronation. Knocking out another factor that adds onto the reason I hate you, is that you’re pompous as fuck. What the fuck are you smoking? Because I feel like I’m going to need some after this. All you do is let six mares with no military training whatsoever save an entire country. You’re such a manipulative bitch!Ĭonsider this as a notion try getting off your fat-ass sometime and do something! When was the last time you actually did anything productive for society? I can answer that right now, in fact. Yet another lie about your supposed beauty you try to pass on to everyone else. You probably take your mane off each day and coat it in hairspray and weird ass magic. Ain’t no way in hell your mane can be that shiny and wavy and still be natural. In addition to that is the fact that you wear a wig. Ugliest alicorn around is the proper title you should hold instead of fucking royalty. Have you ever seen yourself walk with your ass flopping in the air like two saggy balloons? It’s disgusting as fuck! Yeah, we all know it, the guards can’t even accompany you behind without having to resist vomiting. Well guess what, you tyrantial whoremongering dictator! It ain’t gonna happen anymore! So go suck on that, you obviously have plenty of experience in it!!įirst, I would just like to say that, honey, even with immortality you’re an old hag bitch with a droopy plot. Usually I’ll be your loyal bitch that just kisses at your hooves all day like a good slut. No more holding back and bending over like a two-bit prostitute just to lap dance for your oh so mighty and high approval. Out comes everything I’ve ever wanted to say to your ugly as fuck face, but in the written form instead. You think you know so much, don’t you? Just because you’re a frickin’ immortal princess, with your fancy horn and wings well here’s news for you! Wings don’t make you fucking better than everyone else! Also, everyone knows you do horn enlargements, so don’t try to lie to everyone about that being your real size! Login Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You by RainbowBobĬhapter 1: Chapter 1: You Win A Prize If You See The Secret Message
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